WE WON THE IRAQ WAR! Fuckin' St. Louis Is Havin' A God-Damned PARADE!

[Richard B. Cheney]

I believe the country owes the president and I a vote of gratitude for
winning in Iraq.

Despite the initial doubters and naysayers, we stuck with it, and look
at Iraq now.

Free, democratic, and peaceful.

[DonRumsfeld]

I realize, Dick, that you and the Chimp had a lot of input to the war
plans, but I'm miffed that you didn't include me in your praise. After
all, didn't I coin the term, "Shock and Awe," and didn't I insist we
could win the war with less than 25,000 soldiers -- in a matter of
weeks?

Didn't I?

What?

[LockedThighs]

I bet my boyfriend that there'd never be a victory parade to honor our
action in Iraq.

I lost, so now I have to rim my bf at least once a day for month!

Can't believe it.