GEORGE H.W. "Wimpy" BUSH
2012-11-30 20:12:52 UTC
"Former President George H.W. Bush remains in stable condition"
Associated Press
November 30, 2012
HOUSTON – Former President George H.W. Bush remains in stable
condition at a Houston hospital where he is being treated for a
lingering cough related to bronchitis.
George Kovacik, a spokesman for Methodist Hospital, said Friday that
there is no change in the status of the 88-year-old Bush. Kovacik
provided no additional information.
Hospital officials said Thursday that Bush, who lives in Houston, has
been in and out of the hospital recently for complications resulting
from bronchitis. Aides to the 41st president say Bush is expected to
be discharged by this weekend.
Hospital visitors have included Bush's son, former President George W.
Bush, and his wife, former first lady Laura Bush. They live in Dallas.
Read more:
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Hi everyone. Big George here.
Bronchitis they say.
But I'm kind of ticked off!
I begged the newspaper guys not to put "Wimpy" in their headlines
above my story. But look at what they did!
Went ahead with it anyway. God-damn them. It's not my nickname.
Never was. I'm not a wimp.
Even President Nixon said I was a guy good for being appointed to
things.
Ah well.
Yeah, I'm on the mend. Probably be home by the weekend. Thanks.
But say, did you know they have these bar code things even in
hospitals? Yep. Right here on my prescriptions and all.
Speaking of bar, the wife is still taunting me with references to an
old friend of mine, Jennifer Fitzgerald, the gal Bar calls the "other
woman."
Bar says, "Gee, I'm surprised your other woman hasn't been in to see
you, George!"
Bar has never let me forget that Ms. Fitzgerald and I had a platonic
relationship some years back. Of course, Bar claims she can produce
witnesses that will swear they saw me and Jennifer enter and leave
various motels back when. Just jealous, petty people talk.
But there was nothing to these so-called trysts. Even in my sixties I
had trouble getting it up. Our little discussions were harmless I
tell you. So even if Jen were to see me now, I doubt she'd even
attempt to "make me all better," as she used to say to me. Kidding of
course.
Well, the nurses say I need rest, so I'll log off now.
But I must say things are going well for the Bush family these days.
Son Jebby giving thought to running for president in 2016. The
Florida real estate stuff turned out to be untrue, Jeb says.
George is now mostly forgiven by most people for causing that
recession, which was blown way, way out of proportion.
And Neil is planing to return next year to the U.S., now that the
statute of limitations will run out on any crimes he might have been
accused of committing in the now-forgotten savings and loan scandal in
the '90s.
And daughter Doro, wherever she is, hopefully is still in a successful
marriage after her early disasters.
You know, life is sweet for an old World War Two pilot hero like me.
Remember? I bailed out of my plane just before it crashed? My crew
barely made it out, too. And, no, I didn't bail out first. Like some
creeps say I did. Hell, I got a medal!
You know, even though the wife cut me off years ago after the "other
woman" thing, we still have respect for each other. I recall, for
example, her compassion after the Katrina disaster remarking how
comfortable the New Orleans people made themselves, living in tents
and the stadium, after their homes and lives were destroyed. Such
courage! My boy George is still a hero to those folks.
The only bitterness I harbor is over all those people who still claim
I let Saddam Hussein survive back in 1990 or whenever, when our
coalition forces could have done him in. Instead of allowing him to
survive for another 10 years, causing George to invade Iraq, and
destroy the country in order to save it. But in the long run, George
brought democracy to Iraq, and Afghanistan, too. So I guess all's
well that ends well. You know?
Well, time for my daily enema. Jennifer and I used to play around
sometimes, giving each other enemas, before, or sometimes after, our
useful discussions. Enemas can be relaxing, once the fluid is emptied
out of one's bowels.
Okay, here comes the gal with the bag.
See you all. And thanks again for your concern.
Later.
-- G
Associated Press
November 30, 2012
HOUSTON – Former President George H.W. Bush remains in stable
condition at a Houston hospital where he is being treated for a
lingering cough related to bronchitis.
George Kovacik, a spokesman for Methodist Hospital, said Friday that
there is no change in the status of the 88-year-old Bush. Kovacik
provided no additional information.
Hospital officials said Thursday that Bush, who lives in Houston, has
been in and out of the hospital recently for complications resulting
from bronchitis. Aides to the 41st president say Bush is expected to
be discharged by this weekend.
Hospital visitors have included Bush's son, former President George W.
Bush, and his wife, former first lady Laura Bush. They live in Dallas.
Read more:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/11/30/former-president-george-hw-bush-remains-in-stable-condition/?test=latestnews#ixzz2DjWl6iqB
==================
Hi everyone. Big George here.
Bronchitis they say.
But I'm kind of ticked off!
I begged the newspaper guys not to put "Wimpy" in their headlines
above my story. But look at what they did!
Went ahead with it anyway. God-damn them. It's not my nickname.
Never was. I'm not a wimp.
Even President Nixon said I was a guy good for being appointed to
things.
Ah well.
Yeah, I'm on the mend. Probably be home by the weekend. Thanks.
But say, did you know they have these bar code things even in
hospitals? Yep. Right here on my prescriptions and all.
Speaking of bar, the wife is still taunting me with references to an
old friend of mine, Jennifer Fitzgerald, the gal Bar calls the "other
woman."
Bar says, "Gee, I'm surprised your other woman hasn't been in to see
you, George!"
Bar has never let me forget that Ms. Fitzgerald and I had a platonic
relationship some years back. Of course, Bar claims she can produce
witnesses that will swear they saw me and Jennifer enter and leave
various motels back when. Just jealous, petty people talk.
But there was nothing to these so-called trysts. Even in my sixties I
had trouble getting it up. Our little discussions were harmless I
tell you. So even if Jen were to see me now, I doubt she'd even
attempt to "make me all better," as she used to say to me. Kidding of
course.
Well, the nurses say I need rest, so I'll log off now.
But I must say things are going well for the Bush family these days.
Son Jebby giving thought to running for president in 2016. The
Florida real estate stuff turned out to be untrue, Jeb says.
George is now mostly forgiven by most people for causing that
recession, which was blown way, way out of proportion.
And Neil is planing to return next year to the U.S., now that the
statute of limitations will run out on any crimes he might have been
accused of committing in the now-forgotten savings and loan scandal in
the '90s.
And daughter Doro, wherever she is, hopefully is still in a successful
marriage after her early disasters.
You know, life is sweet for an old World War Two pilot hero like me.
Remember? I bailed out of my plane just before it crashed? My crew
barely made it out, too. And, no, I didn't bail out first. Like some
creeps say I did. Hell, I got a medal!
You know, even though the wife cut me off years ago after the "other
woman" thing, we still have respect for each other. I recall, for
example, her compassion after the Katrina disaster remarking how
comfortable the New Orleans people made themselves, living in tents
and the stadium, after their homes and lives were destroyed. Such
courage! My boy George is still a hero to those folks.
The only bitterness I harbor is over all those people who still claim
I let Saddam Hussein survive back in 1990 or whenever, when our
coalition forces could have done him in. Instead of allowing him to
survive for another 10 years, causing George to invade Iraq, and
destroy the country in order to save it. But in the long run, George
brought democracy to Iraq, and Afghanistan, too. So I guess all's
well that ends well. You know?
Well, time for my daily enema. Jennifer and I used to play around
sometimes, giving each other enemas, before, or sometimes after, our
useful discussions. Enemas can be relaxing, once the fluid is emptied
out of one's bowels.
Okay, here comes the gal with the bag.
See you all. And thanks again for your concern.
Later.
-- G