In Ohio -- IT's SANTORUM! Romney's Wife Killed His Chances With Her Stupid "I'm Not Rich" Statements!

[LessonsForGOPhers]

WILLARD, WHO IS AS PHONY AS THE DYE ON HIS SCALP, DIDN'T COUNT ON HIS
WIFE'S INCREDIBLY FAKE AND PALPABLY OFF-PUTTING "WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU"
REMARKS.

NOW WE'LL SEE HOW FAR A "NOT RICH" NET WORTH OF $260 MILLION WILL
CARRY THE FLIP-FLOPPER IN CHIEF!

[Bye Mitt]

Maybe Mitt will try to resurrect his flagging campaign by going by
WILLARD!

in any event, he's now in Desperation City.

[Flip Flop City]

America has spoken ... and it doesn't want Romney!

[Ken "El Swartho" Cuccinelli]

A ROMNEY PRESIDENCY WILL BE EQUIVALENT TO HOSTING A THIRD BUSH TERM!

THINK ABOUT HOW ALIKE THESE TWO ARE. YOU WANT ANOTHER NATIONAL
FINANCIAL DEBACLE? ANOTHER ROUND OF BANK BAILOUTS? MORE WALL STREET
AND PRIVATE EQUITY BOSSES' BONUSES?

AS FOR WILLARD'S WIFE, SHE HAS BEEN BROUGHT IN TO GAIN SYMPATHY VOTES
FROM THE USUAL GOP DUMB'UNS -- WHO MIGHT "FEEL SORRY" FOR HER
MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS, OR AT LEAST WHAT SHE CLAIMS SHE SUFFERS FROM.

BUT AS SHE NOTED A FEW DAYS AGO, "I DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH I'M RICH."

THIS IN RESPONSE TO A REPORTER'S QUERY ABOUT HOW SHE FELT ABOUT
WILLARD AND HER HAVING A $260 MILLION MINIMUM NET WORTH.

AND BEWARE. CHANCES ARE SHE'S AS DISINGENUOUS AS HER FLIP-FLOPPY
HUSBAND.

[Lamont Cranston]

Post by LessonsForGOPhers
WILLARD, WHO IS AS PHONY AS THE DYE ON HIS SCALP, DIDN'T COUNT ON HIS
WIFE'S INCREDIBLY FAKE AND PALPABLY OFF-PUTTING "WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU"
REMARKS.
NOW WE'LL SEE HOW FAR A "NOT RICH" NET WORTH OF $260 MILLION WILL
CARRY THE FLIP-FLOPPER IN CHIEF!

Amazingly, it carried him to victory in Ohio. Republicans are stupid.