Buck Fush
2004-10-15 22:51:59 UTC
see http://falafelfactor.blogspot.com/
Welcome to 'The Falafel Factor'
First off, some context ...
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
Bill O'Reilly has been accused of sexual harassment by one of his
former associate producers and, in her court filing, she included a
transcript of what appears to be taped conversations. One of these
conversations includes the following passage, allegedly stated by
O'Reilly, about a Caribbean fantasy ...
Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you
right away, that would be the first thing I'd do... yeah, we'd check
into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd
definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I
would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of
wine into you...
You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd
join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that
little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you,
get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the
tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me
then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa
mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around
front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my
other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really
hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really
hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the
other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but
you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
And thus is born The Falafel Factor.
So, I encourage you all to buy some falafel mix, or contact a Middle
Eastern or Greek restaurant in downtown New York, and have it delivered
to our friend, Bill O'Reilly:
Bill O'Reilly
c/o Fox News Channel
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036-8701
Here is a LIST of Middle Eastern restaurants near Fox News Channel
headquarters!
My Falafel Factor store should be up on cafepress.com by morning!
posted by Bill O'Falafel at 2:33 AM 0 comments
Welcome to 'The Falafel Factor'
First off, some context ...
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
Bill O'Reilly has been accused of sexual harassment by one of his
former associate producers and, in her court filing, she included a
transcript of what appears to be taped conversations. One of these
conversations includes the following passage, allegedly stated by
O'Reilly, about a Caribbean fantasy ...
Well, if I took you down there then I'd want to take a shower with you
right away, that would be the first thing I'd do... yeah, we'd check
into the room, and we would order up some room service and uh and you'd
definitely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I
would get 'em into you... maybe intravenously, get those glasses of
wine into you...
You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I'd
join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that
little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back... rub it all over you,
get you to relax, hot water... and um... you know, you'd feel the
tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me
then I would kinda put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofa
mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... and I would put it around
front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my
other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really
hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs...
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really
hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the
other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but
you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....
And thus is born The Falafel Factor.
So, I encourage you all to buy some falafel mix, or contact a Middle
Eastern or Greek restaurant in downtown New York, and have it delivered
to our friend, Bill O'Reilly:
Bill O'Reilly
c/o Fox News Channel
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036-8701
Here is a LIST of Middle Eastern restaurants near Fox News Channel
headquarters!
My Falafel Factor store should be up on cafepress.com by morning!
posted by Bill O'Falafel at 2:33 AM 0 comments