Boobs for Boos
2012-10-30 19:28:42 UTC
"Veteran Job- and Hair-Cutter Claims Candy Giveaways Are Just Another
"Entitlement"
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By Perry Neheum
Dale City Log
October 30, 2012
Resuming his campaign trek as the remnants of Hurricane Sandy drift
northward into Canada, Mitt Romney told a crowd in Jefferson City,
Mo., "Trick or treating teaches our children that their neighborhoods
owe them something, like Social Security, food stamps, and other
federal entitlement programs their parents and grandparents use at
taxpayer expense."
Conceding that his chief campaign advisers disagreed with his decision
to attack the hallowed kids' season of joy, the Republican
presidential candidate said he decided "Something has to be said and
done to help keep young people from believing they can live out their
lives mooching off society."
Sporting a jack-o-lantern lapel pin, Romney nonetheless pressed an
attack that he began when he was secretly taped criticizing the now-
familiar "47-percent" of Americans he insisted he wasn't "worried
about."
Equating trick-or-treating with what he termed "Social Security
Scrounges" and "Food Stamp Frauds," the GOP's choice seemed determined
to conceal a defensive posture as poll results showed Obama regaining
the lead among voters most likely to cast a ballot Nov. 6.
"Once I'm your president," he told the hand-picked audience in the
Jerry Falwell High School auditorium, "you can bet I will back a bill
to abolish this selfish, self-serving practice, just as I'll ditch
Planned Parenthood and push for abolishing Roe v. Wade, " as the crowd
erupted in loud cheers.
"Furthermore," he continued, "as many of you know, my faith does not
permit begging of any type, and Ann and I never allowed our boys to go
door-to-door, bags-in-hand, pleading for candy and other so-called
treats that might contain banned substances like caffeine or other
stimulants."
The 65-year-old black-haired millionaire received a long and deafening
round of applause when he smartly saluted the partisan mass and
exhorted attendees to "Cut ties with your president and his
administration which believes FEMA and other parasitic government
programs are needed to enable Americans to do what our citizens have
always done themselves.
"Believe it, friends -- you and I can do it!"
# # # #
www.dalecitylog.jour
"Entitlement"
==
By Perry Neheum
Dale City Log
October 30, 2012
Resuming his campaign trek as the remnants of Hurricane Sandy drift
northward into Canada, Mitt Romney told a crowd in Jefferson City,
Mo., "Trick or treating teaches our children that their neighborhoods
owe them something, like Social Security, food stamps, and other
federal entitlement programs their parents and grandparents use at
taxpayer expense."
Conceding that his chief campaign advisers disagreed with his decision
to attack the hallowed kids' season of joy, the Republican
presidential candidate said he decided "Something has to be said and
done to help keep young people from believing they can live out their
lives mooching off society."
Sporting a jack-o-lantern lapel pin, Romney nonetheless pressed an
attack that he began when he was secretly taped criticizing the now-
familiar "47-percent" of Americans he insisted he wasn't "worried
about."
Equating trick-or-treating with what he termed "Social Security
Scrounges" and "Food Stamp Frauds," the GOP's choice seemed determined
to conceal a defensive posture as poll results showed Obama regaining
the lead among voters most likely to cast a ballot Nov. 6.
"Once I'm your president," he told the hand-picked audience in the
Jerry Falwell High School auditorium, "you can bet I will back a bill
to abolish this selfish, self-serving practice, just as I'll ditch
Planned Parenthood and push for abolishing Roe v. Wade, " as the crowd
erupted in loud cheers.
"Furthermore," he continued, "as many of you know, my faith does not
permit begging of any type, and Ann and I never allowed our boys to go
door-to-door, bags-in-hand, pleading for candy and other so-called
treats that might contain banned substances like caffeine or other
stimulants."
The 65-year-old black-haired millionaire received a long and deafening
round of applause when he smartly saluted the partisan mass and
exhorted attendees to "Cut ties with your president and his
administration which believes FEMA and other parasitic government
programs are needed to enable Americans to do what our citizens have
always done themselves.
"Believe it, friends -- you and I can do it!"
# # # #
www.dalecitylog.jour